*Phone rings. He doesn't usually call so early*
Him: Hey, what are you doing?
Him: Where are you?
Me: Home, working
Him: Ok, good
Me: Why are you calling?
Him: Nothing, I don't want you throwing another tantrum, accusing me of ignoring you
Me: *laughs* So you're punching in your time card huh? Reporting...
Me: Well I appreciate the effort
Him: Right. I will hear the same thing from you in two days.
(Context: I threw a mini tantrum last night about not having seen him for five days and accusing him of ignoring me - when he plainly has not...)