A friend of mine forwarded me this funny tally of vandalism scribbled in UP's cr. Nakakaaliw. Hehe.
MGA VANDALISM SA ATING PEYUPS.... Good 'Ole UP!
College of Fine Arts Wall:
"not even the carebears?"
"not even kier?"
"not even zoren?"
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"
"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan. ...
AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"
AS board, during enlistment of GE subjects:
"Pumila ka ngunit kulang..."
AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."
AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."
Another chem chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
"the future you are holding is very small."
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING
sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
sa isang upuan:
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"
Shopping Center sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt" (nawala ang "gl" at "on")
sa girls' CR:
"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"
sa girls' CR uli:
"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"
"Pray to God"